Bart: [halfway through a mission] Hey, if Cassie kissed Kon, and Tim kissed Cassie, does that mean Tim technically kissed Kon?
Tim: Imp! Focus!
Bart: Right, sorry
Kon: Also, there were no technicalities involved. Of course I've kissed Tim
Cassie: Well, duh. There was that one mission-
Bart: Right, and that time we played truth or dare-
Tim: No, he means we've kissed without outsider influence.
Cassie: Unbelievable. Un. Belie. Vable.
Tim: You cannot be mad at me for kissing him-
Cassie: No, for not telling me-
Bart: Wait, if Tim kissed Cissie and Cassie, does that mean Cissie and Cassie have technically kissed?
Kon: Again. No technicalities involved. They've kissed multiple times.
Tim: [mocking Cassie] Un. Belie. Vable
Cassie: You are so lucky I can't reach you right now-
Bart: I can't believe no one offered to kiss me!
Kon: I'll kiss you
Tim: After the mission
Cassie: Did you know I kissed Anita?
Tim, Kon, and Bart: [Awestruck] Holy shit-
The JL, Teen Titans and the rest of the Batfam listening in: ...